Paul Richard Thomas is a supervillain in a world without heroes; a Scarlett Johansson-obsessed man awaiting the bullet or sexual assault he is surely due who, if he had to describe himself in three words (as he often has to), would say: killer alien vagina.
The last seventeen minutes of last nights game at QPR were shameful. Hopefully Kenny will dock their pay for that abortion. Our young Uruguayan defender Sebastián Coates Nion’s breath-taking scissor kick goal, his first for LFC, was the only highlight. Surely goal of the season, never mind a contender. If Wayne Rooney had scored that we’d have March 21st off every year from now on, just look at the fuss his scuffed off-the-shin scissor kick against Man City caused.