Paul Richard Thomas is a supervillain in a world without heroes; a Scarlett Johansson-obsessed man awaiting the bullet or sexual assault he is surely due who, if he had to describe himself in three words (as he often has to), would say: killer alien vagina.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Out of the FA Cup, all but out of the Champions League, badly off the pace in the Premier League (games in hand or not) and playing very poorly.
Quadruple? Nope, just the League Cup for Man City this year me thinks.
Cheeky bitch never told me she was seeing someone behind my back! She could’ve at least told me before she told the world.
Saw this film for the first time a few weeks back after always giving it a wide berth. Wish I hadn’t. What a stonkingly good film it is. From the opening scene to the last I was captivated.
The UK all of a sudden has two Lake Districts and Somerset now has a fishing industry.
Coldplay, “Midnight" - If someone like Bon Iver released this the internet would be lauding this the greatest song of all time, as it’s a band that get under people’s skin like Coldplay people whine about it. I haven’t really listened to anything by this band since the third album disappointed me but this? This is really good. Try listening to the song first before deciding “I don’t like Coldplay so this song is dreadful” - who knows, you may actually like it.
How to take a casual selfie…
Was crying with laughter at this bit. At the whole show actually.
I feel sorry for the next person that I have sex with.
Me: “Here you are Harry, why don’t you write or draw something?”
Harry: (mouthing as he writes): “Fuck… you…”
How do you tell off a five year old for writing and saying rude words when he’s so funny?I told him yesterday to hurry up and put his stuff in his room before his Nana came back in and shouted at him for the mess. He looked up at me and said, “Don’t rush me, Uncle Paul - I pay my rent!” :’)
With the year just seven weeks and two days in I’ve seen ten films (nine in the cinema) already. All have been wonderful too actually, with 12 Years A Slave being just about the best and American Hustle the worst (but still brilliant).
Oh how I love you Rise-chan. Why are all the perfect girls fictitious?
Oh well, at least you’ve a new game out that I want so that’ll have to do…